Hormone Balancing

Is Stress Making YOU Fat, Tired, & Sick?

Is Stress Making YOU Fat, Tired, & Sick? - Customized Diet Planning from Underground Wellness can help.

YOU are a combination of 100,000,000,000,000 cells! These cells are not only dependent upon the foods you consume for proper nourishment, but they also rely on hormones for optimal expression and function.

Hormones are the chemical messengers that tell your cells what to do. What are your hormones saying?

Stress plays a major part in your hormonal balance. More specifically, your adrenals glands, two tiny glands that sit atop your kidneys, can become exhausted due to chronic stress.

There are two types of stressors, internal and external. Your body does not know the difference between the two. When there is stress, there is hormonal shift. Where there is chronic stress, there is Adrenal Fatigue.

Known External Stressors

  • Mental/Emotional: fear, excitement, worry, anxiety
  • Physical: fractures, muscle injuries, nerve compressions, postural imbalances
  • Existential Angst: lack of purpose or meaning in life

Hidden Internal Stressors

  • Parasites, bacteria, fungi, and viruses
  • Pesticides, fungicides, herbicides, chemicals, metals
  • Maldigestion, malabsorption, blood sugar dysregulation
  • Improper Diet (eating wrong for your Metabolic Type)
  • Alcohol and narcotics use
  • Pharmaceutical drug use

Chronic known and hidden stressors cause a shift in the hormonal pathway favoring increased stress hormone production (cortisol) and the reduction in the sexual/reparative hormones (DHEA). Physiological consequences include:

  • Weight and fat distribution in the midsection
  • Compromised immunity (frequent infections)
  • Poor muscle development
  • Thyroid malfunction
  • Ovarian hormone imbalance (PMS, hot flashes, loss of period)
  • Blood sugar/insulin dysregulation
  • Poor quality of sleep and mood (insomnia, awaken unrested)
  • Reduced memory and learning capacity
  • Compromise detoxification (liver and kidneys)

Don't Guess...Test!

Test Kit 205: Functional Adrenal Stress Profile

This easy-to-use test kit requires the collection of four saliva samples throughout a single day. You will receive readings for the following hormones:

  • Cortisol (morning, noon, afternoon, nighttime)
  • DHEA-S
  • Estradiol
  • Estriol
  • Progesterone
  • Testosterone
  • Melatonin

Each kit comes with a pre-paid FedEx mailer for your convenience. Once you mail off your kit, Sean will receive your test results within 10-14 business days. Once received, you will schedule your one-hour Results & Recommendations phone session. You will receive:

  • ONE one-hour phone coaching session to review your results
  • ONE half-hour follow-up phone coaching session
  • FOUR weeks of unlimited email coaching
  • Customized diet/lifestyle recommendations and a results-based restorative protocol consisting of bioidentical hormones and nutritional supplements

$195 plus $175 lab fee*

* Lab fee not included in PayPal payment. Fee of $176 is paid directly to Signet Labs upon submitting your kit.

* *Shipping cost included in rate.

*** Insurance CPT code available upon request

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